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MeatMachine

Age/Gender: 17, Male
Location: northeast England
Job: Restaurant Chef ^_^

Brawl Friend Code: 4167-4307-4723 Gamertag: Aro Giovanni

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MeatMachine

Ask me a question...

Posted by MeatMachine Jul. 11, 2008 @ 11:36 AM EDT

Everybody does this in their blog at one point, so I might as well get it over with now. Go on, ask a question, and I will answer anything to the extent of my knowledge.

And just for kicks:

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Updated: 07/16/08 10:47 PM Log in to comment! | Share this!

The People Have Spoken

40 Comments

Jul. 11, 2008 | 11:46 AM Kylemccune1 says:

Do u watch ATHF/or seen the movie?

Jul. 11, 2008 | 12:09 PM MeatMachine responds:

Not regularly / No


Jul. 11, 2008 | 12:25 PM X-TERRORIST-X says:

Why are you such a low level but have such a high post count?

Respond on my blog

Jul. 11, 2008 | 12:34 PM MeatMachine responds:

Done.


Jul. 12, 2008 | 9:34 PM Truth says:

what is your phone number?

Jul. 12, 2008 | 10:09 PM MeatMachine responds:

My phone number is a digital code that is used when others are connecting to my particular telephone. I don't know why you'd ask such a silly question; I thought that was common sense. :s

Updated: Jul. 12, 2008, 10:09 PM

Jul. 12, 2008 | 10:41 PM wedgeman says:

how do you pronounce your name, I noticed you said no one ever did it right.

Jul. 12, 2008 | 10:54 PM MeatMachine responds:

Are-O, kinda like saying the two letters R and O. RO.

Everybody either pronounces it "Arrow" or just assumes it's a misprint for the name Aaron. T_T

Updated: Jul. 12, 2008, 10:56 PM

Jul. 15, 2008 | 6:56 PM SapphireLight says:

How's England these days? I haven't lived there in years.

Jul. 16, 2008 | 7:19 PM MeatMachine responds:

Usually dark, wet, and uninviting, but we're currently under an intermission of sunshine and happiness.


Jul. 16, 2008 | 8:32 PM Unkle-Krakerz says:

Is your name cool?

Jul. 16, 2008 | 8:49 PM MeatMachine responds:

Yes.
Yes it is.


Jul. 16, 2008 | 11:10 PM SapphireLight says:

The dark, wet, uninviting weather is what made the place so lovely!

Jul. 16, 2008 | 11:53 PM MeatMachine responds:

It depends on your personality.
Our's are similar, apparently. :3


Jul. 16, 2008 | 11:33 PM kuttie says:

ummm do u like pie?
i like pie. chocolate pie. yummmm...
lolz

Jul. 16, 2008 | 11:55 PM MeatMachine responds:

I love most pies, but I hate pie crusts. They're flaky and feel funny when you chew on them. The best part about pies is the doughy bottom. <3


Jul. 16, 2008 | 11:43 PM moshpitt55 says:

omg, its mr. bozohead, Im j/k, dont get mad. 1 question. y do u call yourself Meat-Machine, just curious?

Jul. 17, 2008 | 12:03 AM MeatMachine responds:

My username comes from the fact that I don't believe in the concept of a soul, and that people are nothing more than wandering carnations (meat machines) powered by complex chemistry.

Despite this, I still don't claim to be athiest, nor am I agnostic.


Jul. 17, 2008 | 2:13 AM Nacale says:

Thanx! for the comment on my page. ^-^
I thought I'd drop by and see what you where like, sooo....your cool!
If you did your picture your not so bad yourself, heh.
Don't be a stranger...drop by sometime and leave a comment I'll do the same!

Jul. 17, 2008 | 7:06 AM MeatMachine responds:

Alright. :)


Jul. 17, 2008 | 6:35 AM Kira01 says:

What is God?

Please answer it.

-Kira

Jul. 17, 2008 | 7:10 AM MeatMachine responds:

[http://dictionary.reference.com/
browse/god]
God: noun, verb, god·ded, god·ding, interjection
-noun 1. the one Supreme Being, the creator and ruler of the universe.
2. the Supreme Being considered with reference to a particular attribute: the God of Islam.
3. (lowercase) one of several deities, esp. a male deity, presiding over some portion of worldly affairs.
4. (often lowercase) a supreme being according to some particular conception: the god of mercy.
5. Christian Science. the Supreme Being, understood as Life, Truth, Love, Mind, Soul, Spirit, Principle.
6. (lowercase) an image of a deity; an idol.
7. (lowercase) any deified person or object.
8. (often lowercase) Gods, Theater. a. the upper balcony in a theater.
b. the spectators in this part of the balcony.
-verb (used with object) 9. (lowercase) to regard or treat as a god; deify; idolize.
-interjection 10. (used to express disappointment, disbelief, weariness, frustration, annoyance, or the like): God, do we have to listen to this nonsense?

---------------------------------
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--------------

[Origin: bef. 900; ME, OE; c. D god, G Gott, ON goth, Goth guth]


Jul. 17, 2008 | 7:39 AM ShadowWest says:

A plunger is more powerful than candy, so therefore, Level 1 should be level 2 and vice-versa.

Do you agree?

Jul. 17, 2008 | 10:27 AM MeatMachine responds:

More people die from choking on candy than from... incidents ...with toilet plungers. Therefore, I'm going to have to disagree.


Jul. 17, 2008 | 8:07 AM bomb50 says:

My only question is what did ou look about on youtube to cause that video to come across your path? Nice answer for "what is your phone number?" btw.

Jul. 17, 2008 | 10:29 AM MeatMachine responds:

It's always been the song I want to play at my funeral ever since I first saw The Life of Brian. The movie was subpar for Monty Python, but the song is just brilliant!


Jul. 17, 2008 | 10:38 AM bomb50 says:

Your right, playing that at your funeral would be really fun. I'd probably that song from Charlie the Unicorn 2 played at my funeral.

Jul. 17, 2008 | 5:02 PM MeatMachine responds:

I can see it now: your loved ones weaping silently as they're being told to shove bananas in their ears.


Jul. 17, 2008 | 11:24 AM ShadowWest says:

But how did you come up with that statistic? Do you have proof?

Jul. 17, 2008 | 5:04 PM MeatMachine responds:

I don't have proof, but I'd bet my life savings that candy causes more deaths than toilet plungers.


Jul. 17, 2008 | 6:25 PM Pick-Axe says:

What classes will you be taking next year?

Jul. 18, 2008 | 1:17 PM MeatMachine responds:

*Algebra II
*Psychology/Sociology
*Honors World History
*Guitar II/Model United Nations
*Honors World Lit.
*Physics
*Spanish IV


Jul. 17, 2008 | 7:52 PM bomb50 says:

I'll put in my will that everyone who attends must bring their own banana if they wish to paticipate in the festivities. lol thats actually really wierd when you thing about it. I might want to find a diffrent song to play at my death party...

Jul. 18, 2008 | 1:19 PM MeatMachine responds:

Yeah, not a lot of people would be familiar with Charlie the Unicorn 2. : /


Jul. 18, 2008 | 12:25 AM emiolo says:

what is universe's secret??? lol just jokin

here is my real question
what is love?o.o <3

Jul. 18, 2008 | 1:19 PM MeatMachine responds:

Baby don't hurt me.
Don't hurt me.
No more...


Jul. 18, 2008 | 8:33 PM Unkle-Krakerz says:

Do you think Prototype is a kick-ass band?

Jul. 18, 2008 | 8:41 PM MeatMachine responds:

Never heard of them, so I can't answer that.


Jul. 19, 2008 | 3:34 PM emiolo says:

seriously tho, what is love???

Jul. 19, 2008 | 9:31 PM MeatMachine responds:

It depends on the context of how you use the word "love".
1. a profoundly tender, passionate affection for another person.
2. a feeling of warm personal attachment or deep affection, as for a parent, child, or friend.
3. sexual passion or desire.
4. a person toward whom love is felt; beloved person; sweetheart.
5. (used in direct address as a term of endearment, affection, or the like): Would you like to see a movie, love?
6. a love affair; an intensely amorous incident; amour.
7. sexual intercourse; copulation.
8. (initial capital letter) a personification of sexual affection, as Eros or Cupid.
9. affectionate concern for the well-being of others: the love of one's neighbor.
10. strong predilection, enthusiasm, or liking for anything: her love of books.
11. the object or thing so liked: The theater was her great love.
12. the benevolent affection of God for His creatures, or the reverent affection due from them to God.
13. Chiefly Tennis. a score of zero; nothing.
14. a word formerly used in communications to represent the letter L.
-verb (used with object) 15. to have love or affection for: All her pupils love her.
16. to have a profoundly tender, passionate affection for (another person).
17. to have a strong liking for; take great pleasure in: to love music.
18. to need or require; benefit greatly from: Plants love sunlight.
19. to embrace and kiss (someone), as a lover.
20. to have sexual intercourse with.
-verb (used without object) 21. to have love or affection for another person; be in love.
-verb (phrase) 22. love up, to hug and cuddle: She loves him up every chance she gets.

...or as I answered you before, the famous song "What is Love?" by Haddaway.

Also: http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl =en&q=what+is+love&meta=


Jul. 19, 2008 | 10:07 PM bomb50 says:

Do you have any ideas of what should be played at my funeral? HAHA! Thats a weird question...I don't want you to answer that.

Jul. 23, 2008 | 6:30 PM MeatMachine responds:

The Happy Days theme song.

Hell yeah!


Jul. 21, 2008 | 10:54 AM The-Bobanater says:

MY NAME IS LIKE THAT TO!!
actually no its easy to say
hard to spell

no

u gots and messed up ear..its gray and long

Jul. 23, 2008 | 6:31 PM MeatMachine responds:

I think you are looking at my headphones.


Jul. 23, 2008 | 9:05 PM Yrtnej says:

There weren't that many people in the crusification of Jesus. There was a man on his left, and a man on his right. Not dozens of them.

For my question: Did you read the Bible?

Jul. 24, 2008 | 8:34 AM MeatMachine responds:

I shall answer your question with one of my own.
Do you know what Monty Python is?


Jul. 23, 2008 | 11:47 PM hardyboyz1 says:

I scooped up some of the slime on my gloved finger and brought it to my nose. I knew what it was from the reading I'd done before. It was digestive juices from the maggots, full of bacteria. And it smelled just horrible. I thought to myself, that's what I'm going to smell like. That's the stench that's going to come from my vagina. I want that, I thought, spreading my legs wide apart. I dragged my slimy finger between my pussy lips. My clit felt like a hard little pebble beneath the slime. I didn't want to cum right then, though, and I was still right on the edge of gagging, too. But I knew there was no turning back now, so I let my fingers lightly touch the top of the maggot mass. The maggots felt like nothing I'd experienced before. They seemed to have such energy, totally different from picking up an earthworm or something. And they felt so alive. I was fascinated and nauseated at the same time. Sinking my fingers into the mass, I felt the solid meat beneath. Gently breaking it apart, I could see that the meat had turned gray except for the very center which was still pink, and that the maggots had penetrated into it but not too deeply yet. There was still plently of food for my filthy little babies. I broke off a small chunk of meat that was covered on one side with maggots and held it for a moment while I fought back another urge to vomit. It was finally time, I thought. I leaned forward, and holding my pussy lips apart with one hand, I gritted my teeth and pushed the maggot-covered chunk of meat into my vagina. And then, totally without expecting it, I had an orgasm. A quick, sharp one that only made me want more.
And more was coming. I broke off another small chunk of meat, along with another part of the maggot mass and pushed it inside me. This one had more maggots on it, and I stopped for a moment to see if I could feel them inside me. I wasn't sure I could, but it didn't matter. I wanted them all. I needed to take them all inside me. With that thought, I went sort of wild. I started pushing bigger chunks of meat and maggots, and even handfuls of just maggots into me, over and over. I was practically hyperventilating, too. I wasn't thinking at all about the noise I must have been making. But now I could definitely feel the maggots squirming inside my vagina. Just the idea of it made me cum again.
I felt so filthy, so disgusting, like I'd turned myself into some low, depraved sort of beast. And that made me so incredibly hot, together with the constant movement of the maggots inside me. But it was time to go. Holding my hand over my crotch, I slowly crawled back to my clothes and managed to get dressed again without anything coming out. I put the gloves back into my pocket and climbed out of the dumpster.
Once I was home, I locked myself in my bedroom, took off my clothes, except for my double-panties, and got into bed. I closed my eyes and just let myself feel the maggots squirming inside me. For a while I tried to watch TV, but I could really pay attention to it. The maggots were too wonderfully distracting. I skipped dinner. Later on, when I really had to pee, I did it by taking down my panties and holding my hand over my crotch, wearing the rubber gloves, of course.
A little later on I realized that I didn't need the panties to hold the maggots and the meat inside me. The mass pretty much stayed in place as long as I laid kind of still. I thought hey, I guess that means I'm infested, which made me cum again. I was always right on the edge of orgasm, and it didn't take much to go over the edge. I also noticed that the maggots seemed to be more active if I kept my legs apart and realized that they probably needed to breathe. So that's how I stayed a lot of the time. I did get up and read my email and posted an update on my web page but I couldn't seem to think clearly enough to write much. Then I had to pee again, but I just didn't want to get up. So I just peed in the bed. It made me cum. I just wanted to keep feeling the maggots moving. And they were. They seemed even stronger, in anything. I was totally in heaven with it. I didn't eat at all, either.
I decided to go ahead and take a shit in my bed, right where I was. That just made me more turned on and I ended up smearing some of my shit over my thighs and my pussy and cumming again. I noticed that the maggots started coming out a bit. Maybe they liked the shit. A couple tmes one would creep up on my belly. I'd just flick it back down between my legs.
Other girls have babies but I give birth to decay and filth, I'd keep thinking to myself. Or I'd say I'm probably ruining my womb and I don't care, I want to be ruined. I know I must have been hallucinating from the infection. I was hoping the maggots had given up on the rotten meat and were eating my vagina instead. My fingers were buried inside my vagina, with my fingertips against part of the meat. Whenever I pressed on it, the maggots would squirm faster and I'd climax again. I could do it over and over and keep cumming.
I sat up a little, picked up the hand mirror I have on the table next to my bed, and held it between my thighs.
My pussy was totally gaped wide open. I'd never seen it like that before. It reminded me of a mouth in a sick, gagging expression. My inner lips were swollen and dark purple, almost black, while my outer lips were cherry red and I was losing a layer of dead skin, like a sunburn. A stream of the light brown slime was oozing from inside my vagina and down my butt crack onto the shitty mattress. Although I could still feel a large mass of maggots and rotten meat inside me, there were maggots everywhere between my legs. Hundreds of them.
And then I saw my fingers on my pussy. They plunged deep into my vagina and dragged out a wad of slime and maggots, which I pressed hard against my clit. I remember having a huge orgasm right then, and I must have passed out. I think I was sobbing too, but I'm not sure.
YOU UGLY FAT FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!

Jul. 24, 2008 | 9:02 AM MeatMachine responds:

Only on the internet...


Jul. 25, 2008 | 5:20 AM Cyberdevil says:

How many pixels can the human eye see?

Jul. 25, 2008 | 6:08 AM MeatMachine responds:

As many that are put up in front of it, assuming the person isn't blind or has a seizure and passes out.


Jul. 27, 2008 | 5:41 PM ShadowWest says:

DO YOU LIKE COCA COLA???

CAFFIENE IS AWESOME LOLZ

Jul. 28, 2008 | 4:46 PM MeatMachine responds:

Not as much as I like Pepsi, unless it comes from a glass bottle.
And caffiene is great.


Jul. 28, 2008 | 9:51 AM The-Bobanater says:

U A CARTOON?
WOW......HMMM

Jul. 28, 2008 | 4:50 PM MeatMachine responds:

Strange, isn't it?


Aug. 2, 2008 | 2:35 PM Sysko says:

What's your favorite game (besides Doom)

Aug. 2, 2008 | 6:38 PM MeatMachine responds:

Tough call... I guess I'd have to say Earthbound, although there are countless other games that could just as easily be my favorite.


Aug. 3, 2008 | 11:42 PM Thespian says:

What movie is that

Aug. 4, 2008 | 9:45 AM MeatMachine responds:

Monty Python's The Life of Brian


Aug. 6, 2008 | 2:49 PM ShadowWest says:

Why, o why do you always kick my ass on Brawl? :'(

IS THIS WHAT I DESERVE???!!!! I'VE BEATEN CLASSIC AND ALL-STAR ON INTENSE, SO WHY CAN'T I DEFEAT MEAT?????????????

Aug. 7, 2008 | 5:51 PM MeatMachine responds:

Don`t feel bad - of my 39 friends, the only one that is an even match for me (in a tournyfag-style match) is RupeeClock. I hesitate to admit it, but he might be slightly better than me.

I`ll bet that you`ll kick my ass one day, though! :p


Aug. 6, 2008 | 11:35 PM vgthing says:

Train A, traveling 70 miles per hour (mph), leaves Westford heading toward Eastford, 260 miles away. At the same time Train B, traveling 60 mph, leaves Eastford heading toward Westford. When do the two trains meet? How far from each city do they meet?

Aug. 7, 2008 | 5:53 PM MeatMachine responds:

The answer is simple:
Tuna Cassarole.


Aug. 8, 2008 | 4:56 AM killerjeff says:

Why is your sig full of win?

Aug. 8, 2008 | 9:44 AM MeatMachine responds:

Because it has Steve Erkel as the Doom Guy. ;)


Aug. 11, 2008 | 3:31 PM bomb50 says:

33rd comment! I have no questions right now

Aug. 13, 2008 | 7:35 PM MeatMachine responds:

I have no responses right now.


Aug. 13, 2008 | 12:40 PM marianne13 says:

do you have a super sweet cute accent since you live in England ?!

Aug. 13, 2008 | 7:43 PM MeatMachine responds:

I'm half English, half Spainish, but I've lived in Arizona most of my life as a foreign exchange student. Because of this, I have THREE accents that alternate at random, although my typical U.S. accent seems to be more dominant (unless I'm pissed off, in which case I'm stuck with the Spainish one).

I can usually choose to use whichever I like, though. People tend to laugh at me for this, but it sure makes me a great showman. :)


Aug. 13, 2008 | 7:57 PM AbstractPathologist says:

Yo! What's your favorite thing to do? :)

Aug. 13, 2008 | 8:04 PM MeatMachine responds:

Backflips.

:D

Updated: Aug. 13, 2008, 8:07 PM

Aug. 13, 2008 | 8:29 PM AbstractPathologist says:

Awthum

Aug. 14, 2008 | 7:59 AM MeatMachine responds:

Very.


Aug. 13, 2008 | 9:02 PM ngfan14 says:

Is your name pronounced are-oh, gi-oh-vaan-e ?

Aug. 14, 2008 | 7:59 AM MeatMachine responds:

Yeah, actually. :s


Aug. 18, 2008 | 5:41 AM Crink says:

How come I can beat everyone on my friend list except for you and Sonicmega, what's your Brawl secret other than being good at the game?

Aug. 19, 2008 | 3:43 PM MeatMachine responds:

Play defensively and try to predict your rival's moves. If you know what your opponent is going to do, it's incredibly easy to act against it (unless it's Diddy Kong or Metaknight, anyway).

It also helps to just be really good at it. ;)


Aug. 23, 2008 | 6:51 PM marianne13 says:

where did you get your profile picture from :D?

Aug. 24, 2008 | 2:33 PM MeatMachine responds:

A personal avatar creator, which I believe you posted a link to in a thread.


Aug. 23, 2008 | 6:51 PM marianne13 says:

Why are you still level one?
Why have you not blammed or saved anything yet?

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